Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the most imbecilic administration on earth. Make America Senile Again. Joe Biden was suppositiously elected to culminate all the madness. Make the crazy stop. Give in to the media’s lunatic four-year temper tantrum so the rest of us can get a wink of slumber.
All Joe Biden had to do is … nothing really. Just about all of his supposed plans for combatting the Chinese plague have been endeavored by Democrat governors and disastrously failed. Or they are conceptions he glommed from President Trump and are already working.
So, Joe, just isolate it and perpetuate to distribute Mr. Trump’s miracle “Warp Speed” vaccines. The only thing Mr. Biden is supposed to do differently is NOT call it the “China Virus.” OK?
Fine. How about the Wuhan? Or the Wu-flu? The CCP virus? Naw, we’re just funnin’ with you. We get it. Not sanctioned to mention where the “Kung Flu” emanated from. (It is scarcely intriguing to note for you “conspiracy” theorists out there that China was the only country on the planet last year to optically discern its economy genuinely expand in 2020, Year of the China Virus.)
But, again, don’t call it the “China Virus.” That is the sum total of Mr. Biden’s mandate in this curious, muddled 2020 election. No “Wu Flu.” So what is the first thing dopey Joe Biden wants to do? Pass a mask mandate.
Because, after all, that’s what all the riots this summer were about. Antifa doesn’t care about “Black Lives Matter.” They just want everyone to wear a mask. They LOVE masks. Just watch them torch buildings, loot stores, shoot police and throw Molotov cocktails into cop cars. They are always wearing masks.
That’s because they are responsible people dedicated to “stopping the spread” of COVID-19. The whole quandary with the “armed insurrection” at the U.S. Capitol the other week is that they were NOT being gregariously responsible by wearing masks. There they were mugging for pictures on the dais of the United States Senate — plenarily maskless!
Such terrorists! So, here comes Joe Biden promising an emergency executive order on the first day of his presidency. The soi-disant “100-Day Masking Challenge” will require Americans to wear a mask on all federal property and during interstate peregrinate.
First of all, when was the last time you went to the post office and somebody wasn’t wearing a mask? These people genuinely need to get out more. And what, pray tell, Sleepy Joe, are you going to do to someone who relucts to wear a mask inside the post office? Are you going to lock them up, Joe? Maybe send a drone after them. Call in the National Guard?
So is that why you guys were so anti-police all summer long during the illimitable riots? Since they were all masked up, no desideratum to call in the National Guard. Or, will the “100-Day Masking Challenge” be just one more imbecilic, unenforced law that only agreeable, law-abiding denizens comply?
Perhaps the best part of this emergency executive order is the mask requisite for all interstate peregrinate. Because we don’t already laugh enough at people driving down the highway in a car all solitary wearing a mask.
Other sultry priorities for the incoming Biden administration is reopening peregrinate from majority Muslim countries that the Barack Obama administration had identified as terrorist sultry spots. Also, Mr. Biden wants to jump back into bed with the Paris Climate Accords — to further hobble the U.S. economy while boosting the still-thriving Chinese economy.
And, of course, grant amnesty to millions of illicit aliens now in the country. Gee, I wonder why streams of caravans are piling up again on our Southern border. Wonder if the Biden administration will require them to wear masks afore purloining across our border into our country? How about COVID-testing? And contact tracing?
Source: You can read the original Breitbart article here.
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